Blissful Cessation

by Zelda and the Unibrows

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GHOST: When you die you become a ghost And you get to haunt people And make parts of the room too cold for no reason Someone else renovates your house Cuts down the tree you planted And puts their children's garish plastic playhouse in the yard near the stump C'est la vie your grandson snickers Spending his inheritance on game consoles and action figures Craigslisted the clarinet you bought him Go ahead and try to haunt him Show up as an artifact of lens flare on his Flickr forum But it won't work because you're dead When you die those you love the most Dress up to view your body Then go out to the Waffle House to eat pancakes The priest aims to form a schism Checking his notes for your name and dwelling on your atheism Stand up sit down and look at the carpet He looked so good in his coffin Can I have his iMac? Let's go to this Waffle House more often More coffee waitress I'm so cold! SCAM ARTIST: Electronics help me to find Ectoplasmic residue Left upon your bowling trophies For a fee of 9.99 I will come back each day to Exorcise your toaster oven Scorpio your stars have aligned Once your check clears you will in- itiate into the mysteries Close your eyes and focus your mind Deep within this talisman Is the secret of clairvoyance GHOST: When you die you become a ghost And you get to haunt people And make parts of the room too cold for no reason Go ahead and try to haunt him Show up as an artifact of lens flare on his Flickr forum But it won't work because you're dead SCAM ARTIST: With this meter I have divined Why your haunted microwave Causes grapes to give off plasma Your dead grandma is trapped in time Won't you help her find her peace by enrolling in my classes Ram this lingam into your shrine immolate your amulet please present your painted pebbles Sancte deus! That's the wrong spell! You've opened the door to the Spirit realm and ghostly places Demons come through portals from hell They're here to eviscerate People who have not repented
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Recordare 04:57
Recordare, Jesu pie, quod sum causa tuae viae; ne me perdas illa die. Quaerens me, sedisti lassus, redemisti crucem passus; tantus labor non sit cassus. Juste judex ultionis, donum fac remissionis ante diem rationis. Ingemisco, tamquam reus: culpa rubet vultus meus; supplicanti parce, Deus. Qui Mariam absolvisti, et latronem exaudisti, mihi quoque spem dedisti. Preces meae non sunt dignae, sed tu, bonus, fac benigne, ne perenni cremer igne. Inter oves locum praesta, Et ab haedis me sequestra, Statuens in parte dextra.
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Silent Night 04:46
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When you die, you become a ghost, and you get to haunt people, and make parts of the room too cold for no reason.

This EP explores death from the atheist, Catholic, and Buddhist perspective and shifts in mood from light to scary and back again.

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released August 27, 2012

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Zelda and the Unibrows Detroit, Michigan

Zelda and the Unibrows is a quirky multimedia music project from Detroit. It has taken many forms over the years, including albums, videos, blogs, theatre and zines.

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